An Old Joke

Vincent Van Gogh painted his vision of The Good Samaritan in 1890.

There’s an old joke about Heaven and Hell.
I’ve no idea where this joke came from, or how old it is.

Here’s the way it goes:

Heaven is where the Italians cook, the Germans organize, the French are the lovers, and the English make the rules.

Hell is where the Germans are the lovers, the English cook, the Italians organize, and the French make the rules.

The above “joke” is based on ethnic stereotypes, that were once very common.
My parents’ generation tended to think in these ways, much more than baby-boomers do.
I'm pretty sure that Millennials, GenZ, or GenXers, have never even heard of European stereotypes.
However, it seems that prejudices against people who are “different,” is a part of human nature.

Remember the parable about the “Good Samaritan?”
The reason why Jesus told the story of a Samaritan caring for a stranger left for dead, was because Samaritans were not generally viewed as “good.”
In fact, they were considered enemies* of the Jews.
That was the point!

It’s fairly good-humored to say that Hell is where the main punishments are enduring clumsy German lovers, bland English food, and a badly-run society, while Heaven is where we’d enjoy tasty Italian food, sensual French lovers, and an orderly society.
No group is pointed out as being irreparably stupid in the above joke.
Instead, each nationality is portrayed as being skilled in some ways, but not in others.

Cover of Memoires by Josephine Baker, first published in French in 1949, but not translated into English until 2025.

I recently read Fearless and Free, the “memoir” of the great entertainer Josephine Baker (1906-1975), a book that’s recently been translated into English, after being published in French just after World War II.
I put the word “memoir” into quotes, because the book was mostly written by French journalist Marcel Sauvage (1895-1988).
Sauvage began to interview Josephine Baker when she was a young performer, recently arrived in France.
Their last interviews happened when she was a famous star, nearly twenty years later.
The duo published the interviews, as Memoires, in 1949.

Let’s just be accurate, and say that Josephine Baker didn’t tell Marcel Sauvage everything, and leave it at that.
Why would you tell a journalist all your secrets?
I know that I wouldn’t.
(Actress Katharine Hepburn (1907-2003) didn’t even give journalists her correct birthday!)

Chapter Three of Fearless and Free covers the two years (from 1928 to 1930), when Baker toured in over 25 countries, in Europe and the Americas.
When Josephine Baker described the audiences, she tended to “generalize” about each nationality, just as my mom (born in the early 1920’s) often did.
Josephine found Dutch people “serious and rosy,” and Danes to be “very polite.”
She was especially interested in trying out foreign cuisines.
However, she seemed to have a sensitive stomach.

The book Fearless and Free touches on some of Josephine Baker’s World War II experiences, when she was: a decorated spy for the French resistance, nursed Allied soldiers in hospitals, and sang and danced for the troops.

A January 2025 New York Times review had some problems with this book, specifically, the section in which Josephine Baker (during a visit to Harlem, in the late 1940’s) described Jewish-American landlords mistreating their black Harlem tenants.
In the forward of the book, American author Ijeoma Oluo says that she wishes that eventually “Baker was able to find more nuanced answers as to why she witnessed what she witnessed in New York.”

Josephine Baker with some of her Rainbow Tribe.

Baker didn’t begin adopting children, and forming “The Rainbow Tribe” until 1950, a year after Memoires was published.
The purpose of her adopting more than a dozen children was to prove that all people could live together peacefully.
Despite the fact that she had become a Roman Catholic, Baker made a point of not changing the religions of any of her children.

Josephine Baker faced despair (in Memoires) when she realized how very little the U.S. had changed during the twelve years she had become an international star.
In 1948, when she and her husband (French composer, Jo Bouillon) visited New York city, they assumed that they could sleep in a high-quality hotel, and travel down to the visit Josephine Baker’s mother in a first-class train car.
Well, they were wrong!
One Manhattan hotel after another used subtle, and not so subtle, means to force them to leave.
This chapter gives is a blow-by-blow description of how even well-to-do blacks were treated in Northern cities.

Another book on my shelves is The Clumsiest People in Europe, or Mrs. Mortimer’s Bad-Tempered Guide to the Victorian World, by Todd Pruzan and Mrs. Favell Lee Mortimer.
Mrs. Mortimer (1802-1878) wrote books for children, mainly about the peoples of the world, that were published in 1849.
The Todd Pruzan book is derived from several of Mrs. Mortimer’s books; Todd Pruzan’s title is taken from Mrs. Mortimer’s view of the Portuguese in her book The Countries of Europe Described.
(An illustration from his, and her book, appears below.)

The Countries of Europe Described (1849), by Mrs. Favell Lee Mortimer, says that “No people in Europe are as clumsy . . . as the Portuguese,” pointing out Portuguese lack of skill in making boxes, carts, and keys.

Mrs. Mortimer had some appalling ideas about people in various countries and regions.
She was firmly convinced that Spaniards were cruel (mainly because of bull-fighting), and that Welsh people kept dirty houses.
However, she also decried the mistreatment of blacks in the U.S., twenty years before the Civil War:

There are no slaves in the Northern States, but there are many blacks there; and perhaps you think they are kindly treated as they are not slaves. Far from it. They are not beaten, it is true, but they are despised and insulted in every possible way. Is not this very wicked? Merely because they have a black skin.

Leonard Joseph Marx (1887-1961), one of the Marx Brothers, played “Chico,” an unscrupulous Italian immigrant from Naples. Typically, he pointed his index finger at the piano, as if shooting a gun.

Today we live in an era when we don’t hear Polish jokes.
However, joking about Italian-Americans as criminals, or as lower class, is as safe a gambit as it was in the days of the Marx Brothers.
(The Marx Brothers was a famous comedy group that performed in vaudeville, on Broadway, and in 14 films.)
I guess that it’s fine to say that you probably carry a knife if you have an Italian accent, but no longer acceptable to say that you’re stupid if you have a Polish accent.

The key words are “Americanization” and “hyphenation.”
This is why so many Italian-Americans changed their surnames (from Martino to Martin, and their first names from Giuseppe to Joe).
Do WASPs think it’s OK for immigrants to eat their own food, and enjoy their own culture, only as long as they accept that America is an Anglo-Saxon society, not a nation of equals?

*According to Wikipedia, as of 2024, there were only about 900 Samaritans left in the world. The main theological disagreement between Samaritans and Judaism, is over whether the Temple Mount, or Mount Gerizim, is the world’s holiest site.